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Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.
by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009
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deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual
Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17
by Jc071184 March 22, 2017
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Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.
Decapitated are better than you.
by zappp November 15, 2005
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Decaturade

A mixed drink composed of Gatorade and Vodka. Put those electrolytes and everything in gatorade to use and help it deliver alcohol to your system more quickly!! Named after Decatur, GA.
Yo man i'm wasted.
What you sippin on?
Decaturade.
by Greer December 10, 2003
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stephan decatur

The most badass school in Maryland. Watch who u mess with or you'll get punched in the face. The school is known to always have smoke leaking out of the bathrooms. It's a great place to be!!! Just don't get raped.
She's such a badass, she must go to Stephan Decatur!!!
by Hzajd118 January 17, 2018
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Decatur

Know as the "DEC". This city is located outside eastside Atlanta. The Downtown area, has been redevolped into one of the best barscenes outside of Atlanta. Decatur was the home of the once famous Hodges, and still famous Glenwood Day.
Straight out the DEC

There's no place greater... Then decatur
by rashard December 28, 2007
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decapitation fetish

One who gets sexually aroused by severed heads have a decapitation fetish.

While people may consider this a serious mental or psychological disorder, it is better characterized as a hidden, barbaric side of the person.

As with any other fetish, the person is still socially acceptable, as long as nobody finds out and he/she can keep his/her thoughts in control.
Swinging his axe at the elven archer, he violently severs her beautiful face from her shoulders. As Elnaira's beheaded body falls to the ground, Bronsk grabs her decapitated head by her soft hair and comtemplates his new trophy: her peaceful blue eyes staring into nothingness, her blood-soaked mouth invitingly open, her tongue ready to caress his orcish phallus...

Bronsk would take the leader's head back home and release his barbaric lust by violently thrusting through its every orifice... then putting it on a stake outside, and then proceed to ejaculate on Elnaira's sweet features as a last act of lust and disgrace to her.
by Bronsk the Orc January 3, 2005
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