The act of ejaculating on pizza after sodomy and feeding it to your partner whilst proclaiming “Pizza Time”
by PapaRent98 April 5, 2020
Get the dirty declan mug.A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.
Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
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by Captainfailure April 11, 2008
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by smellysmellsmelly October 11, 2018
Get the declan mckenna mug.An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.
Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
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Get the Demolaid mug.'Mum, I have just received confirmation that I have been successful in becoming a Decopatchee!'
'Ah, well done Son, and what a spiffing Decopatchee you will surely make!'
'Jeez Mum, thanks!'
'Yay, Decopatch!'
'Ditto!'
'Ah, well done Son, and what a spiffing Decopatchee you will surely make!'
'Jeez Mum, thanks!'
'Yay, Decopatch!'
'Ditto!'
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'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'
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