damngerous

so dangerous its like "damn, this is dangerous"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm gonna go skydiving"
"Hey, thats damngerous!"

by Kari M October 22, 2008

Dangeroos

Kangaroos with knives

OI, MATE! let get outta here. Look at all them dangeroos!

by thehunn January 23, 2018

Dancers always smile

An extremely common phrase whereabouts dancers, needing to look happy and enlightened, always smile while dancing for an audience.

Some disagree with the popularity of this phrase, these people are known technically as 'slappers'. Most people feel a deep level of sympathy for these hideously ugly 'slappers', for they emit such a level of stupidity that even a slug is more intelligent and infinitely more beautiful.

Timmy "What do dancers always do?"
Dancing teacher "Dancers always smile Timmy, come on you know that. Everyone does!"

Slapper "Dancers always smile isnt a common phrase!"
Everyone else in the world "Yes it is you disgusting filth-bag"

by cs00023 January 18, 2011

Dangerously Stupid

Being so stupid that your dangerous

Guy 1: Hey, how is school coming?
Guy 2: Ah, bad man. I got kicked out of college. They said I was Dangerously Stupid

by Acceptable67 March 7, 2011

dangerously cheesy

When something is both cheesy and dangerous. Refers to the Cheetos commercials starring the lovable Chester Cheetah, which promoted snacks that were "dangerously cheesy."

Bobby Evans: Then the redneck dad goes "Oh, that's right, I let your brother borrow the truck."
Davo: That joke was so cheesy.
Bobby Evans: Dangerously cheesy.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005

dangerous

(adj): describes someone of unparalleled retardation to such an extent to present a threat to the psychological, mental, or physical health of others.

What, are you some kind of dangerous person?

by high speed and hooah November 19, 2010

Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.

"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."

by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005