Dad

Def. ~noun

The better parent.

The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.

Dad: Pig! Get over here!

Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!

Dad: Well don't be a pig then!

by Kidlet July 21, 2009

Dad

A man who works to support you and doesn't take your crap when he doesn't get anything in return.

That's my dad foo

by iamafrickindad August 24, 2009

Dad

The replacement name for "bro" to call your best friend of whom you have a fatherly bond.

Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"

Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."

by EspritDC September 1, 2011

Dad

The guy who left for cigarettes ten years ago but never came back

You’re not my dad

by NIGGER NUGGET October 24, 2018

Dad

I’m going to the store to get some milk

Hey dad where are you going? “Oh I’m going to get some milk I will be back soon”.

by KitKatHersheyChocolate November 16, 2019

Dad

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.

"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"

by Cdprice102- check me out on yt December 9, 2019

Dad

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store

Dad left 15 years ago

by I’m Jesus god December 30, 2019