Dress blues

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.

Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

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by A.McGee January 13, 2009

dress code conformist

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.

I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

dReSs cOdE

A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the goody two-shoes that just want clout from their teachers.

Betty- I hate the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no FRICKING SENSE!!!

by Oof_Miaaa December 5, 2018

Dress up as an Eshay day

On November 16 dress up as an Eshay and strut your way into the nearest drug dealer hangout. Make sure to wear your TNS and adidas striped T-shirt’s. Pop pingas and get into fights with random 12 year olds.

“Oi look at these eshays, careful they might roll ya”
Eshay: “Oi cunts what size ya foot”
#November 16 - Dress up as an Eshay day

by getspissedonatconcerts November 2, 2019

dress rehearsal

dry humping, going through the motions of sex without all that pesky penetration. there must be at least one type of fabric separating the required genitals at all times. no contact!

guy: you get some last night?
dude: naw, only a dress rehearsal. now i have blue balls.

by darth eadz June 11, 2006

Dress Out

To change clothes, as in for physical activity. Most commonly used in physical education classes regarding putting on one's gym suit.

Students are expected to dress out for class and participate each day in class unless otherwise directed by their Instructor or by Doctor's note.

by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003

Dress me up and call me Sally

Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected

"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"

"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"


"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"

"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"

by JanJ September 30, 2008