Doot

An update to a map game.

Fucking Host won't upload the goddamn doot!

by Uhhhhhhh Yeah April 22, 2017

doot

A playful and deliberately racist one-word summary of all language spoken in India, derived from the sound of sharply emphasized consonants heard in most Hindi accents. (Place strong dental articulation on the 'd' sound for best pronunciation, such that it almost sounds like "nn-DOOT".)

English person: "Hello!"
Spanish person: "¡Hola!"
Chinese person: "Nihao!"
Indian person: "Doot doot!"

by Holly_Teacakes July 29, 2011

doots

the nickname for the game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, most often referring to online gameplay

"Dude you hoppin' on the doots?"
"Signing on as we speak."

by Deezul October 16, 2009

doot

(Noun)

A derogative term given to a person who is acting irritating at a given time; uncomplimentary

Justin was acting like a doot yesterday when I was working with him.

by NCKTCStud October 25, 2011

Doot

The PG way to say "shart."

It wasn't a poot. It wasn't a toot. There were lumps, so it must've been a doot.

by Pooptoot McGinnis January 24, 2020

Doot

A hidden link in a webpage leading only to a page saying "Congrats to you, you found this link!" found only by people who actually try to.

Phil: I found this random link on a webpage and clicked on it, only to have it say "You have found it!"

Clyde: Woah! You found a doot? No way!

by MpegEVIL May 19, 2011

doots

Balding fat ass with a penchant for porn. Master of four of the seven deadly sins: Gluttony, Sloth, Greed, and Lust.

Doots lay on the coach double fisting "festive specials" while watching porn.

by Mark Preston January 7, 2004