Doody Nuts

Nickname for he who wipes his ass from back to front.

Shit your balls stink, Doody Nuts!

by bradzilla May 6, 2003

Doody Doer

Someone who does doody - a feces fucker - some one who loves the chocolate log

"What the hell?!?! I never realized you were a doody doer!"

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda July 29, 2004

Doody Toots

An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.

Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.

No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.

by unitedstains September 12, 2013

doody boy cake eater

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.

Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.

by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012

doody-snooche

a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.

"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."

"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"

by stage five shocka rocka April 18, 2010

doody hairs

Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.

After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.

by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012

doody pipe

imaginary pipe that you smoke that can be lit from miles away by another person. It must be "huffed" not 'smoked' or 'inhaled'. for those of us who don't know how to huff please reference MTV's True life "I have OCD"

Note: for people who lack braincells(melissa) this is not a real pipe

...light it.

"excuse me kind sir, will you light my doody pipe?"

"last night i ripped mad doody pipes and this morning....iwoke up naked"

by julie me then you May 5, 2006