Donkers

When something is a lie or very not true

1:You definitely didn’t walk the gold fish

2:that’s donkers I did that earlier.
(I just made that word up cause I was bored )

by Kravis.samilton July 5, 2022

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Get the Donkersmug.

Konker donker

It is a really cute donkey or a dog with a donkey face

“Wow what a konker donker”

by Peytonbeeh October 28, 2020

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Get the Konker donkermug.

Donker

A middle aged man who complains about doing manual labor, addicted to cigarettes and alcohol and fears dying.

Hey man did you see the donker crying on the job today" he was smoking up a storm, yet talking about how he fears death?

by Michael Dunham October 7, 2021

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The act of donkey punching a man, causing his testicles to retract into his abdominal cavity; then quickly tucking his penis between his buttocts and flaring out his foreskin into simulated labia before he fully regains consciousness.

I gave my dad a trans-donker the other night. When he stood up he reminded me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. He has not made eye contact with me since.

by I am FALL January 4, 2011

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double donkers

when a girl has massive i mean humoungus tiddies

yo look at stacy she got massive tiddies
nah she got em double donkers my guy

by baenis July 7, 2023

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Get the double donkersmug.

Donker

Verb. To misconfigure an IT service or device, resulting in a failure that creates additional work for another IT employee. Derives from the Docker software system.

Bro, you Donkered my server and the boss thought we were under a cyber attack!

They hired that guy and he completely Donkered the mail server his first week.

by DrOctaviusWeathersby June 28, 2024

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