Often used as a verb or an adjective, doink can also be a noun. As a noun, doink refers to a small or misshapen penis.
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Girl 1: What was sex like with him.
Girl 2: Meh. It was ok other than his doink.
Girl 1: So it was small?
Girl 2: Tiny and crooked. Barely felt a thing
Girl 2: Meh. It was ok other than his doink.
Girl 1: So it was small?
Girl 2: Tiny and crooked. Barely felt a thing
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
Get the Doinkmug. by ImDoinkedRn October 26, 2019
Get the Doinkedmug. by ra1nes May 27, 2018
Get the Doinkmug. by DiamondMiner95 November 18, 2017
Get the Doinkmug. person1: imma cop a box of doinks today
person 2: ight word lmk i got some cancer doinks from seb today
person 2: ight word lmk i got some cancer doinks from seb today
by dr.skeleton666 November 15, 2017
Get the Doinkmug. by Anonymous November 25, 2002
Get the doinkmug. This is a Northern Irish term used to describe £1. It is usually used by people from a low socio-economic group with poor income and poor literate skills.
Sophie: Have you got a doink so i can buy some liquor
Ruairi: Fuck off, i need to buy mine u scavenging bastard!
Ruairi: Fuck off, i need to buy mine u scavenging bastard!
by fuzz foster February 14, 2010
Get the doinkmug.