Doink

Noun: The buffoon of the friend group who won't shut up about international cuisine and bouncy balls.

Synonyms: Jerk, idiot, fool

Doink: Why do you get the bouncy ball?
Intellectually superior friend: Because I had the prior claim you DOINK!

by Kevin the Crackhead February 07, 2019

Doink

A doink is a marijuana filled blunt or joint, although it originates from the word joint.

Hey pass the doink
Let’s roll a doink
Who’s got the doinkage

by ra1nes April 15, 2018

Doink

Another word for a spliff or joint.

That fat cunt said that he smoked some big D O I N K S in amish

B I G Doink. Gang

by DiamondMiner95 November 18, 2017

Doinked

When you're smoking some good shit and you're baked as fuck

Me and the boys were smoking and we were so doinked at target

by ImDoinkedRn October 26, 2019

Doink

A ground leaf rolled in rolling papers mostly weed but it has a cousin cancer doinks(cigs)

person1: imma cop a box of doinks today
person 2: ight word lmk i got some cancer doinks from seb today

by dr.skeleton666 November 15, 2017

doink

to pro-create (engage in hot sexual intercourse)

Sarah and Sean doink like jackrabbits on steroids.

by Anonymous November 26, 2002

doink

This is a Northern Irish term used to describe £1. It is usually used by people from a low socio-economic group with poor income and poor literate skills.

Sophie: Have you got a doink so i can buy some liquor

Ruairi: Fuck off, i need to buy mine u scavenging bastard!

by fuzz foster February 14, 2010