When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
A person who has one biological parent of East Asian descent and one biological parent of Hispanic descent, called so because the features of those two ethnicities often produce a child with features that resemble a Filipino.
"Dude, are you likeFilipino or something?"
"I'm what you call DIY Filipino, I have a Mexican dad and a Chinese mom"
When you want nudes from someone, but they won’t send them to you, you do this. Grab them when they’re not looking, you should probably get a friend to help. Once you have them secured, remove all their clothing and take LOTS of pics.
Laura wouldn’t send me nudes, so I decided to get DIY nudes from her.
A man who offers general upkeep of a house to single mums in exchange for sex.
(General upkeep could include: mounting pictures, mirror and shelves, fitting doors and laying floors etc)
Very similar to a sugar daddy
Single mum: "my house is beginning to look tired, maybe a DIY daddy could help me out"