I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...

Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

by ShutTheDoorQuick December 7, 2021

Disappointment

The state or feeling from being a Miami Dolphins fan.

Chad Henne and the special teams coach for the Miami Dolphins were nothing short of a disappointment on Monday Night Football.

by PBUDS October 6, 2010

disappointment

Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first.

My sleezy ex-boyfriend was just an undiscovered disappointment.

by Missy Malice May 16, 2008

disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.

I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."

by Titobanana February 10, 2014

urban disappointment

The sad feeling you get when urban dictionary doesn't accept your word.

Go give Emma a hug; she's suffering from a severe case of urban disappointment.

by emmawemawoo March 5, 2009

sexual disappointment

Finding out that someone you want to sleep with is a virgin waiting till marriage.

Adam and Fred still have their v-cards, it's total sexual disappointment.

by Jacqueline September 23, 2004

disappointed

When you actually believe a Cleveland team would actually win

I was disappointed when the Cavs lost the game

by not a cleveland sports fan May 14, 2010