Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010

Huntington's Dilemma

A choice with two possible outcomes - one leading to anguish and the other leading to elation.

Charlie faced a Huntington's Dilemma as he dreaded opening the envelope containing the results of his AIDS test.

by Douglas Koempel April 15, 2019

Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018

The Pirate's Dilemma

When one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.

Guy 1: Dude, how was your night last night?
Guy 2: Well, I found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won't stop texting me. At this point I'm ready to throw her into the ocean.
Guy 1: Damn, the Pirate's Dilemma...

by Morgan, the Captain August 29, 2010

Innovator's Dilemma

The dilemma confronting an inventor, engineer or creator of any type in which one must choose between adding new features to a product in an attempt to entice customers, or maintaining a product as to improve quality and decrease cost.

"By choosing to compete on design instead of technology alone, Apple seems to have found a loophole in the Innovator's Dilemma."

-Charlie Wood,
http://globelogger.com/2008/05/why-doesnt-appl.html

by Inconspicuous132 August 16, 2008

Vaccine Dilemma

To inoculate frontline workers and the vulnerable everywhere in the world first, or to vaccinate everybody in the developed world first before vaccinating those in the developing world.

On moral grounds, rich countries face a vaccine dilemma: should they let medical personnel from rogue or dictatorial nations like North Korea and Venezuela be jabbed first before their own people?

by MathPlus March 2, 2021

Fritzl's Dilemma

1/ Would you fuck your mum to save your dad (for males)
2/ Would you fuck your dad to save your mum (for females)

i.e Do you know Fritzl's Dilemma?
'no'
How much do you love your mum?
'lots'
would you fuck your dad to save her?
??????????????????

by challengertank August 11, 2009