dildo

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

dildo by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

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Someone who's just embarassed themselves.

'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'

Dildo by Force Majeure December 24, 2008

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A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.

Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!

dildo by bye.felicia April 9, 2015

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can't do anything by themselves

"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"

dildo by mazza07 January 24, 2007

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to invite yourself into a private place or conversation

He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.

Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.

I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.

dildo by boycottthecaf April 27, 2010

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A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.

All I need is my dildo.

dildo by Summerlady August 22, 2003

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That new couple down the road are dildos.

dildo by meggymc March 30, 2015

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