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diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.
Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

Diddler On The Roof

When a man with a small penis cannot satisfy his partner and chooses to strap on a dildo underneath his penis while penetrating his partner with the strap on he uses his small penis to diddle her clitoris.
I couldn't get Ramona off last night so I had to strap it on and give her the diddler on the roof.

diddler face 

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.
Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.
diddler face by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017

Diddler's List 

The female version of a man's "Spank Bank". A "Spank Bank" is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. When a women is ready for some alone time she'll go to her "Diddler's List" while she is diddling herself.
Example No. 1:
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.

Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
Diddler's List by Joseph Shirley February 2, 2008

Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.
"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."
Diddler on the roof by zaztastic September 1, 2013

Diddler Shepard 

Relax, Go call on the Diddler Shepard to get the pedophiles out of the way