destroy dick december

First day of December, nut once. On the second, nut twice. So on, until the 31st where you gotta buss a nut 31 times.

"Ayo bruh use up all that nut you saved on no nut november at destroy dick december"

by Bussa Nut November 13, 2017

destroy me

Fuck me. Or so destroy my asshole with your penis.

I want you to destroy me tonight.

by edwinnnie November 12, 2015

Dick Destroying December

The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.

Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!

by Mcdatty November 14, 2017

Destroyyoutoo

An unsuccessful person. Someone who fails at something and brings down others with them.

Don't invite him into our clan, He's a destroyyoutoo.

by Urban lexicographer March 26, 2009

Topeka Destroyer

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

by its426 October 22, 2003

Destroy the Starfish

When you obliterate a butthole by penetration with a penis or other object.

"Hey bro, did you destroy the starfish last night?"

or

"I destroyed that starfish last night!"

by Skoozan August 12, 2016

Deathstar Destroyer

The act of performing anal sex, withdrawing, and trying to spit or ejaculate into the open anus.

John decided to re-enact his favorite scene from Staw Wars while giving Jane the business. Much to her dismay, she discovered what a deathstar destroyer was.

by Palisade December 21, 2010