Despacito

A God like entity with the power to bring blessings and good fortune upon those who serve it's divine power. However, heathens who repent it's divine blessings will receive curses and famine.

Jehovah's Witness: have you met our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

Innocent Civilian: Oh, God no!! What have you done?!?

Despacito: heck you man!! Now you're all fricked!

Jehovah's Witness and Innocent Civilian: (die)

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018

Despacito

a lit song

wow Despacito is great

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

Despacito

Means slowly in english

random dude: DESPACITO

Me: slowly

Random dude: tf

Me: despacito is slowly in english

Random dude: oh ok

by that one white person at schoo December 21, 2019

Despacito

The bible.

Hurry get Despacito!

by Pure Despacito November 11, 2018

Despacitoed

You can not understand what this means as it was made by a super humanly figure beyond our intelligence. Only few posess the power to understand this Godly phrase.

You just got Despacitoed

by Cl4yDog June 5, 2018

despacito

Yeah Song.... of course Justin Bieber HAD to destroy.... but overall.... its kinda good? but its really BAD

Why Does Josh Move So Despacito?

and you know.....
DESPACITO LALALALALA DESPACITO LETS GO AND GET A BIG BURITO SHOVE IT DOWN OUR BIG MOUTHERITOS.

by imakittiekat January 10, 2018

Despacito

A word that means "ass" or "butt"

Woah, thats a great view{ of atiqah's despacito
Nadiah's despacito is small
Boys are very attracted to ain's despacito

by amotherfuckinghoe April 19, 2018