dirty derick

is when a girl fingers herself and puts cum on his eyes...; when a guy poos and takes a little with his fingers and puts it in the belly button...

you totally dirty derick your man

by your mom's mom's mom's dad's January 10, 2009

Derick Rose Syndrome

A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury

Donkeyteeth has a severe case of Derick Rose Syndrome.

by 1027xboxbongfabreeze March 3, 2015

derick help me

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008

Derick

Hyper

This Guy is so Derick

by LOVEHAACHAMA September 9, 2021

Derick

1. A very bad skier or snowboarder
2. They often crash into people, fall of chairlifts and fall over in ski boots
3. When looking for a Derick go to the hardest run on the mountain as they often think they are the easiest.

4. Finally when in contact with a Derek, make sure you film them as it is likely they will make a hilarious mistake.

1. Johnny is such a derick
2. See that guy under the chairlift, that’s a derick
3. What a derick!

by John Connor im the terminater October 8, 2019

Derick

A guy that is shy until you become friends. after that he is funny and will always talk whenever you want to.

person 1:oh look there's Derick

Person 2: oh yea it is lets go talk to him

by joemama60420 June 27, 2022

Derick

Derick' s are an absolute pain in the ass but they are extremely loving and will do anything for the ones they care about. They may be assholes sometimes but they've always got your back. They are really great in bed and are known for their MASSIVE COCKS. You've got to get yourself a derick because at the end of the day they're the ones you want to spend your life with in and outta bed.

Girl:OMG I wanna ride Derick

by What doinggggg April 18, 2022