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Bro-Dependent

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.
"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."
by Classic Criminal May 4, 2009
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dependable

capable of being depended on; worthy of trust; reliable:
Zack Falls is a dependable single man
by lovethespotlight October 18, 2011
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date dependent

Someone who cannot live without being in a relationship. For instance jumping from one relationship to the next because if they aren’t in one, they don’t know who they are.
Noel is such a date dependent, he can’t back off of girls.
by m4gically June 21, 2022
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Dependisorous

An extremely overweight military spouse that feeds soley on a military members BAS. Usually caught dining at Buger King, ensuring all orders are King Sized.
Airman Bag-o-doughnuts: Is that Jone's wife?

Airman Snuffy: Sure is! I heard she used to be hot when she and Jones first got married

Airman B-o-D: Yep, that was until she decided to raid the commisary and become a dependisorous. Now the only thing that quenches her hunger is Jones' BAS.

Airmen Snuffy: That's fucked up!!!
by Darkmustang51 February 23, 2009
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bitch dependency

When a pimp and/or man has an unhealthy attachment to a bitch (lady) which causes the man to rely on the beforementioned bitch for emotion need instead of just finacial support. Also known to other people as "love."
Tom cried himself to sleep after Sarah left him. The fact that Tom isn't going out looking for new hoes is a tale tell sign of bitch dependency.
by A Pimp Named Slidback October 29, 2007
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chronic bitch dependency

An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.
A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.

This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.
by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007
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chronic bitch dependency

Addiction to a female that has dissed or left you for somebody more important. Consiquently you mope around thinking about her although she was a bitch to you. It can mess with your freinds, your health, and scary enough, your money.
Did you know that scientist believe that some people are actually born with the genetic pre-disposition to chronic bitch dependency tom?
by Jamal Cov October 30, 2007
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