Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006

Jean Claude van damme

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below

ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE

by CanIMarryPizza May 31, 2018

Dammes

A person who claims to have a quiet evening and then to be the drunkest person at the party at the end of the evening.
Likewise, a wild evening can be described as a dammes. (Similar Word damn)

Guy 1: That will be a dammes Party.

by Pallytrator November 20, 2021

Dammes

Dammes is a beta-male with the worst gameplay skills anyone could ever see. He also can't keep a girlfriend. Twice.
(Also commonly shortend as Dam)

Oh, my friend is sooooo bad at this game, he's such a Dam.
That dude is so ugly, he's such a Dammes.

by Salty Reboot October 29, 2018

god damm it aaaahhhh

When god damm it isn't enough

god damm it aaaahhhh

by trex dog cat April 20, 2021

oh damm it

pretty much when your a guy and try to go to sleep and get a boner for no reason

oh damm it I got a boner

by SCARTCHERZ April 12, 2021

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 18, 2021