Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.
Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.
Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
by betrayal4life March 10, 2015
by Monkeymanjones June 22, 2021
A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.
Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
by KatieLady321 July 25, 2011
A: Why does Susan always wear that eyepatch?
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!
by Oscitant September 27, 2011
The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes
The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.
by Daylesford Boys October 9, 2012
When you are doing a girl/boy and you rub dirt on one half of her face. Then you ejaculate on the other have of her face.
by J Orgasm June 20, 2017