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Purple cyclops

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops
by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018
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The Cyclops Kiss

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.
Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."
by cheersBIGears September 12, 2019
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Dusty cyclops

Dip your penis into some cake mix and put it in someone’s eye
Yo I just dusty cyclopsed that ho larissa.
by Monkeymanjones June 21, 2021
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Cyclops Mongoloid

A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.

Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.

Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.

The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.

Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.

Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us

Michele: We better keep our distance.

Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
by KatieLady321 July 25, 2011
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Portugese Cyclops

A sexual act in which one partner inserts his penis underneath the other's eyelid.
A: Why does Susan always wear that eyepatch?
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!
by Oscitant September 27, 2011
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The Cyclops Touch

The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes
The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.
by Daylesford Boys October 9, 2012
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red Cyclops

When your woman is on her period, lick her vagina while she gives you head when you are about to cum spin round spit the period blood in her eye and also blow your load in her eye
Last night I gave my girl a Red Cyclops, I dont think she'll be able to see again .
by DeAdGrOuSe July 7, 2016
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