Crooks & Castles

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by loscoches January 5, 2009

Custer

CUT! CUT! CUT! ME UP AND FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! ME UP

Hey dude have you heard Custer by slipknot? “Starts screaming”

by Cheek_clapper_G September 4, 2022

Pulled a Cutler

Whenever you do a great job and just throw something away at the end, invalidating all work you did earlier, then you pulled a cutler.

The phrase originates due to the performance of the 2009 quarterback of the Chicago Bears: Jay Cutler. He knows

how to ruin games in an epic fashion.

No QB failures were more epic than Cutler's opening game with the Bears against longest-NFL rivalry Green Bay, where he managed to have 6 turnovers in a single game.

Others can argue how on November 12, 2009 when Cutler threw an interception in the end zone with 2 seconds left of play after marching the bears up the field for 70 yards, was a most epic quarterback failure. (He managed to throw 5 total interceptions this game).

Ever shoot pool clearing out every ball only to scratch on the 8 ball? You pulled a Cutler.

Ever been in Vegas, up 2000 dollars, only to bet it all on red and lose it all? You pulled a Cutler.

by New York Transplant November 13, 2009

castlevania

The best sidescrolling series ever. This game proves you don't need 32 km of viewing distance and radioactive HDR on the real-time foilage to be fun. This series revolves around a vampire hunter defeating dracula. That's the basic premise, you go through Dracula's castle fighting zombies and creatures and all types of badass monsters. Tight control, badass weapons, deep gameplay with awesome moves, kickass sprite animations, one of the best soundtracks in videogame history. All of the games in this series kickass(excluding the dogshit 3D ones which have no right to bear the name Castlevania and Castlevania 2).

Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.

My favorite one is Castlevania: Circle of the Moon on the gameboy advance.

by aldwardo October 25, 2006

Jay Cutler'd

When you use a minor injury to sit on the sidelines during an important event.

Tom pulled a Jay Cutler with his boss when he got a paper cut.

Tom: "I can't finish the presentation. I'm hurt."
Boss: "WTF. This is. really important. Millions of dollars are at stake. The whole company is counting on you."
Tom: "I'm injured. Sam the intern can finish. We aren't going to win the contract anyway."

Boss: "Sam you finish. Tom just Jay Cutler'd us."

by presqueisle January 25, 2011

Cutler

to Cutler - verb - to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition. Inspired by the antics of Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears QB, during the 2010 NFC Championship game against the Green Bay Packers.

Yo homie, i was playing Madden against my boy and I cutlered and told him I had diarrhea...

by Johnny Billions January 24, 2011

castle times

a non existent period of history when large buildings, such as castles, ruled the skyline

There are real castles in Spain... like from castle times.

by Martin Digon February 8, 2008