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cursive fuck boy

A guy that is in an armed services branch and is also a fuck boy.

Cursive fuck boys have the appearance of being extra well mannered and more of a gentleman than the average guy. They use this image to their advantage along with standard fuck boy tactics.
Terry: What happened to Kayla's new man? Did he get deployed overseas?
Sammy: Nah, she forgot no type of man is exempt from the possibility of being a fuck boy, he just may be a cursive fuck boy.

Terry: Cursive fuck boy?
Sammy: A fuck boy in uniform
by thiccori March 27, 2021
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Cursive

A mythical text used throughout history but unreadable to those who are not trained.
This ancient text is also used now by people who want to look smart.
Person 1: what does this say?
Person 2: oh it's cursive, yeah I never learnt to read cursive

Person 3: hohoho you are all fools, this only says "the fastest ways to find an idiot who uses their knowledge to insult you is to pretend to not know cursive"
Person 1&2: *stare*
Person 3: wait a minute
by AvixK February 28, 2020
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speaking in cursive

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together
He is speaking in cursive again.
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
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Cursive

An embarrassing act of affection that gives you the ick
Origin: a guy left a customized travel mug and love letter written in cursive on your doorstep after you told him it was over.

“They showed up in the same outfit intentionally. That’s cursive.”
by Bbbbbbbbb____ September 17, 2022
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Cursive Writing

The only way known to mankind to write in gibberish

No wonder you got an F on every test
"Cursive writing, another form of pure, insufferable pain"
by AVeryNiceGuy July 18, 2023
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shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
by Bearit90 October 30, 2023
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Chocolate Cursive

A variant on old-English cursive commonly used when putting icing on cake.
"HAPPY Birthday Slut" is Chocolate Cursive for "HAPPY Birthday (insert friend's name here)".
by I Told You Edward January 13, 2013
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