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Curb your Gurb 

To cease and desist someone from spitting out tobacco juice
Guy: Dude this is a nightclub your not bailing hay on a farm please Curb your Gurb I’m trying to bang this broad
Curb your Gurb by Free Luka$$$ January 29, 2022
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curb crawling 

The practice of trying to pick up a prostitute in a red-light district, by driving slowly along the curb, and checking out the action.
Hey, Luigi, you wanna go curb crawling tonight?
curb crawling by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Curb Job 

It's a little more involved than simply banging someone's head against the curb. It actually means to force someone to lie down, open their mouth and bite down on the edge of the curb, then you stomp on the back of the person's head with as much force as possble(presumably breaking the person's lower jaw clean off or even cause death). I've heard the term used as far back as 1993.
You can see an example in the movie "American X".
Curb Job by Mutex September 9, 2003

curb your enthusiasm 

One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"
curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.

curb stompers 

work boots good for crackin peoples heads on the sidewalk
curb stompers are steel toe work boots with some thick tread on em

curb monkey 

Young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles.

Also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. Him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans.

Originates from the expression 'having a monkey on your back".
There goes Jim on his Kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.
curb monkey by EndoCanuck October 8, 2003