neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015

Coose

noun.
Of the female gender. The ultimate insult to that sex. To be used in rare ocasions, when even the word cunt, bitch, or whore can't describe her.

cunt bitch whore

Gee whiz Justin, isn't my ex Alicia a real coose?

by Dedalus October 19, 2004

Choosey

someone who is choosey will only accept things that they like a lot or they consider to be very good. This person will not settle for less. Usually these type of people are from NASHVILLE,TN

"615.... choosey!!!"

Ex 2: she's so choosey, she always chooses the best things in life

by Girlsbelike June 20, 2014

i choose you pikachu

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

"I choose you pikachu!"

by skydawg159 August 5, 2006

Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

choosing

To show attraction to the opposite or same sex.

Dawg, I know she looks good, but stop choosing.

by Clayton Brown September 21, 2005