by Puckhaber April 12, 2010
Get the Cuntsauce Dripping mug.Attacking a girl's genitals, whether for fun or for reasons of self defense. While not as easy of a target as a man's testicles, the clitoris is every bit as sensitive. Even a playful slap, while not particularly harmful, can still be enough to make a girl double up and fall to the ground in pain. On the other hand, a full force kick can crush the clitoris up into the pelvic bone, compressing it. Since the clitoris is so tender, this will cause the girl incredible amounts of pain, and in some cases, severe injury, such as vulvodynia, bruising of the vulva and clitoris. In extreme cases, the girl may experience bruising to her pelvic bone as well. Severe cases of cuntbusting also carry the potential of emotional trauma, since the average girl tends to be more sensitive than the average boy.
For some reason, a surprisingly large number of (mostly younger) girls are unaware of their genitals' tenderness. Yet when kicked full force in the groin by the same person, girls are going to suffer just as much (if not even more) pain as boys, because of the double shot on the clitoris and the pelvis. The clitoris is located slightly higher, so when kicking a girl in the groin, the attacker aims higher and hits the clitoris and the pelvis, which is located right behind it. On the other hand, the testicles hang lower, so when kicking a boy, only his testicles are hit, and not his pelvis. It's still incredibly painful for a boy, but he won't have pelvic bruising to add to his injuries.
For some reason, a surprisingly large number of (mostly younger) girls are unaware of their genitals' tenderness. Yet when kicked full force in the groin by the same person, girls are going to suffer just as much (if not even more) pain as boys, because of the double shot on the clitoris and the pelvis. The clitoris is located slightly higher, so when kicking a girl in the groin, the attacker aims higher and hits the clitoris and the pelvis, which is located right behind it. On the other hand, the testicles hang lower, so when kicking a boy, only his testicles are hit, and not his pelvis. It's still incredibly painful for a boy, but he won't have pelvic bruising to add to his injuries.
Danny: So Sarah tried to kick me in the nuts over the last bagel this morning.
Alec: That's a bad idea, considering you're a black belt in karate... what'd you do? You let her have it?
Danny: Let's just say I gave my little sister a cuntbusting she'll never forget!
Alec: How so?
Danny: I kicked her so hard in her little pussy that she dropped to the ground immediately and burst into tears.
Alec: That'll teach her.
Danny: She's probably still crying.
Alec: That's a bad idea, considering you're a black belt in karate... what'd you do? You let her have it?
Danny: Let's just say I gave my little sister a cuntbusting she'll never forget!
Alec: How so?
Danny: I kicked her so hard in her little pussy that she dropped to the ground immediately and burst into tears.
Alec: That'll teach her.
Danny: She's probably still crying.
by Orren Wells May 8, 2013
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Someone who exhibits the qualities of a cunt (usually used to describe an extremely odious person, or their behavior)
by realhandshandy January 27, 2003
Get the Cuntish mug.specifically, my flatmates
by vicki February 10, 2005
Get the bunch of cunts mug.Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.
The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.
The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.
Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"
Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"
Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"
Niall: "Yeah go on..."
Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"
Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"
Niall: "Yeah go on..."
by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009
Get the awful shower of cunts mug.1.) A situation that occurs when, in a gathering of people or a crowd, the odor of smelly genitalia can be detected, yet not isolated.
2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.
2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.
1.) Oh, God, Bert. Do you smell that? There's cungus among us!
2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."
2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
Get the Cungus Among Us mug.Cuntism - The act of becoming involved in or performing the act of douchebaggery after a short period of time, with little to no logical reason other than the attempt to make oneself look superior to an individual or group, when in fact they make themselves out to be, but not limited to; hypocritical, ignorant, borderline retarded, and/or butthurt with extreme prejudice. Once the act of Cuntism begins, it spreads to those of feeble mind, multiplying it's senseless effect to those it infects.
It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
"Wow, dude chill with the Cuntism, it was just a joke."
"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
by Chargersphinx January 26, 2014
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