Cuntpiece

When someone is acting like a jackass; When someone does something really dumb; (ex. trips over chair, says somethin stupid, cock blocks)

Frustration towards someone

---A guy farts and trips over his own feet--- you point a laugh nonchalantly and say "what a cunt piece"

---Friend bumps into you and is egging you to do something which you sure in the hell don't want to do, just say "stop being such a cuntpiece ill do it when i feel like it"

----Someone throws up on you; they're a cuntpiece

by WholovesdaMonkey May 13, 2005

cuntitude

Ability to pull off wearing a hat

He has so much cuntitude, but his friend Frank doesn't really have as much.

by lightlysalted October 30, 2007

Cuntputty

The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.

Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for bullshit.

That nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure that bitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.

*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"

James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.

by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

Cuntbitch

An extreme bitch who is also an extreme cunt.

You need to stop being so cuntish, you fucking cuntbitch

by . Z's December 4, 2014

Cuntmittment

A cuntmittment is for someone who transcends attraction

"This girl is the one....I need to make a cuntmittment"

by Room 205 December 18, 2008

Cuntitous

An infectious disease That wreaks havoc on the body that turns the entire person into a unbearably annoying cunt who no one enjoys being around.

Also referred to as having "the itous."

Nick, you suck, did you catch Cuntitous? Yeah, you definitely have The Itous

by GotTheItous May 17, 2016

Cuntwit

Pretty much when u meet a fuckwit whois a huge cunt, hes a cuntwit

hey dyson you're a cuntwit

by Jaycha February 25, 2019