The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
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Get the Cuncunlips mug.Cunck ~cuh-nk~ is the thatchy covering that occurs on the end of a penis that has recently ejaculated after being mixed in with lint/hair/fluff etc from underwear.
Almost like a cork made of cum and debris.
When the cork is removed, imagine the sound *CNK!, as if uncorking a bottle of wine.
Almost like a cork made of cum and debris.
When the cork is removed, imagine the sound *CNK!, as if uncorking a bottle of wine.
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"It was a huge cunk"
"What a cunk collector"
Cunck
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