hidden cameras

A camera thats hidden.

You cant see hidden cameras, but they can see you.

by neponen June 27, 2016

Camera Ninja

A practitioner of the ancient art of Camera Ninjutsu, the art requires the martial arts sneak into every photo unnoticed and hiding in the background. When becoming a Camera Ninja the fighter must partake in a blood oath swearing that they will be in a photo everytime one is taken in their vicinity, if the oath is broken it will require some form of Seppuku but using a Camera instead of a knife. Camera Ninjas have super ninja powers, such as the ability to sense the moment a camera is lifted, predicting the best angle with the current lighting, super speed to get to the picture in time and many more. Camera Ninjutsu can also be fought as a sport (known to some as Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu) in the sport the fighters are given points based on the style of their Ninjutsu; extra points being given for proper attire (E.g GIs, Camera Lens Shurikens, Tripod Bo Staff etc). While not fully acknowledged by the Camera Ninja Elders, Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu is quite popular in Japan, China, Laos, The Russian Federation, Wales, Botswana and England. While it was not featured in the more recent Olympics, word has it that it might feature in the next as a new sport.

Sam: Dude is that a Ninja in the back of our photo
Kris: Camera Ninja actually, those guys are sneaky motherfuckers.

by Nex Solo December 8, 2010

Camera Vomit

act of dumping dozens of pictures from your digital camera in an album lacking any theme. provenance: facebook

My memory card is filling up fast, I need to induce camera vomit to make some room.

by RunnerNYC March 24, 2010

camera

A little box that bestows a power unknown on its weilder, which gives them the apparent ability to control the facial expression and bodily pose of whomever they point the small box toward.

Cameraman: "Stand over there and raise your hands to the sky"

Others: -stand in directed area and raise hands-"This good?"

Cameraman: "Now Say Cheese"

Others: "Cheese"

by Vyxx August 31, 2007

Rich Kids with Nice Cameras

Those kids who think they can be a photographer just because their parents bought them an expensive camera and they know how to change eye color in photoshop.

Yo, check out these modeling pics of my friend...isn't she hot!!?

nah dude...she just looks hot because she got one of those rich kids with nice cameras to take her pictures.

by RKwNC March 5, 2011

Cut the camera's, Deadass

"Cut the camera's, deadass" means to pause, or stop what your doing.

Harry: Said something sus
Harry's Friend: Cut the camera's, deadass..

by Agggghhr October 30, 2020

Camera Maggot

a person who can't resist spewing any sort of drivel when a camera is close by, including bloated self-importance, blatant self aggrandizement, and of course an obvious lack of command of syntax or communication skills.

Every Michael Jackson news report, where his "friends", the camera maggots, have to make a statement. Any other untimely celebrity death where a large number of camera maggots come creeping out of the woodwork.

by yknti July 3, 2009