cumblebust

doing a task that cancels out another one.

charging your phone while using it.
(cumblebust)

by dahunnahfrmdabricks November 11, 2022

Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face

I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*

by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013

Blowing a Cumble

The act of masturbating with soap and then blowing a bubble with whats left on your hand.

Everyone tries Blowing a Cumble at least once.

by Doubleplusurban April 25, 2011

Cumblejoot

A cumblejoot is where three men are laying on top of each other facing upwards whilst another man on top cums inside of the middle man and the jizz leaks out of the first mans ass into the bottom mans ass

Oh David was deep inside Alex the other night when Luke’s cum drizzled out of Alex’s arse and ran deep into David’s arse, was a Cumblejoot for all to enjoy

by Uneak DRN December 25, 2020

poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female

Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

by dupieman 2009 a.k.a. bloons July 26, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.

High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."

Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Zach Herold November 23, 2006

cumble

To destroy someone or something

The Patriots cumbled the Broncos in Thin Air land.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003