by lazyassloser April 3, 2004
Get the Cojones mug.City in East San Diego County, California. Absolutely crawling with violent, white-trash tweakers, homophobes, hardcore racists, and some unfortunate people of Mexican descent who can't afford to live anywhere else. If you've bought drugs in San Diego, they probably came from here. Fat girls in sweats are the rule, as is beating your wife/kids and fighting with police, neighbors or anyone else you think has "disrespected" you.
The rent is so high in Clairemont, I've been thinking about moving to El Cajon.
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
by Sean Daugherty August 19, 2006
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Get the Cojones mug.Ray: "Look Culona is right there!"
Rafael: "Yeah she just came outta my bed.. Shes tired you know.. She had her workout."
Rafael: "Yeah she just came outta my bed.. Shes tired you know.. She had her workout."
by bjorla September 2, 2011
Get the Culona mug.Proper Noun: A religion and compilation of theoretical ideas based off of the supernatural effects of masturbating.
The basic theory is that if one masturbates, he will have a negative events happening to him for a 24 hour or more period. The events vary in negativity depending on the consecutive masturbations before a period has ended, intensity of masturbation, and subject of masturbation. There are many more factors, but they have been untested and cannot be defined at this moment.
The prophet and founder, ironically, is an avid masturbator.
Verb: The act of masturbating while believing that there are negative effects to it.
The basic theory is that if one masturbates, he will have a negative events happening to him for a 24 hour or more period. The events vary in negativity depending on the consecutive masturbations before a period has ended, intensity of masturbation, and subject of masturbation. There are many more factors, but they have been untested and cannot be defined at this moment.
The prophet and founder, ironically, is an avid masturbator.
Verb: The act of masturbating while believing that there are negative effects to it.
Example:
Kevin: I almost got laid last night. Dammit!
Paul: Why? What happened?
Kevin: As the chick was coming out of my Enzo Ferrari to go home with me, a meteor, with the words "fuck you" inscribed in it, crashed down and killed her and smashed the beautiful Enzo as well.
Paul: What a coincidence.
Kevin: No, I had it coming. I cujos'd for 5 hours straight every night for the last 5 month while watching Hannah Montanna, Wizards of Waverly Place, and various other Disney TV shows.
Kevin: I almost got laid last night. Dammit!
Paul: Why? What happened?
Kevin: As the chick was coming out of my Enzo Ferrari to go home with me, a meteor, with the words "fuck you" inscribed in it, crashed down and killed her and smashed the beautiful Enzo as well.
Paul: What a coincidence.
Kevin: No, I had it coming. I cujos'd for 5 hours straight every night for the last 5 month while watching Hannah Montanna, Wizards of Waverly Place, and various other Disney TV shows.
by DogEatah July 25, 2011
Get the Cujos mug.word in Hebew. meaning "walking pussy" in a male version. derived from the Hebrew word "cusette" meaning "walking pussy" in female version. A cuson can be someone who is sexy, it is used as Americans use the word sexy.
by BBGismylife123 April 24, 2010
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