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Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.
Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.
by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007
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Cucumber

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks
by Stoverman October 13, 2019
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hide the cucumber

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.
by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010
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Crumbers

-Paige: so sad
-doska: crumbers!
by OPAdoska July 23, 2021
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Cumbersnatch

The moistening of underwear experienced by a high proportion of women upon watching Sherlock, the recent Sherlock Holmes adaptation on the BBC.
X: *watches Sherlock* sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.
by Piesky August 10, 2010
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cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015
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Cucumber Tyrone

A cucumber used for sexual gratification by white suburban mothers.
Oh no, I just realized that there were cucumbers in that salad. I hope your mom wasn't using them as a Cucumber Tyrone.
by feeshna May 27, 2015
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