Cryptic Age

An incredible Yorkshire folk metal band that is made up one of Yorkshire man, one Manx keyboardist, one southerner and one Dutch drum machine.

Ensiferum: Hey guys, don't forget our show tonight. We're been supported by a Yorkshire metal band called Cryptic Age.

by Grymnir July 18, 2011

neobrat quickpost cryptics

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.

neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

by MastaRoe October 18, 2010

Cryptic Dumper

VERB
When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.

Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)

by jaketd12 February 22, 2010

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

by offender-go May 26, 2021

crypticveles

Only one of the best of clanners to ever play the LEGO game known as ROBLOX. He’s one hella roaster and sexy as fuck. Never mess with this guy, he’ll beat the shit out of you or make you run to your mama’s man tts

CrypticVeles 7-0’s Auzric

by BananaSucker123 June 3, 2019

Cryptic Castle

A very KEWL server with a bunch of EDGY KEWL kids. The server has a wholesome and normal owner, a cute boi mod, a kid who always seems to complain bout his life but everyone loves him, a LADY who basically is the owner of the server but doesnt have the role, a madlad guy who is banned but will be forever remembered, a guy who constantly love to post his selfies even tho majority of them are cringe, a bunch of close friends of the LADY and some other ppl.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.

Boy 1 : have u seen cryptic castle

Boy 2 : no
Boy 1 : ok
Boy 2 : ok

by Synced_out_ May 24, 2021

crypticnoone

To be the best Twitter account in the history of Twitter

Albert : That tweet was a banger
IcyVert : I know. it got me feeling like CrypticNoOne

by Corn⭐ October 6, 2020