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You know how, on a hot humid day, your unmentionables will sometimes stick to your leg and you have to do this awkward little shuffle to get it unstuck without blatantly rummaging around down there? From 6th Jan, 2021, this condition is known as a cruz.

Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Johnson:"Why are you doing that weird walk?"
Dick:"I've got a cruz man... it's so dank and humid today."
cruz by Pangalactic Gargleblaster January 13, 2021
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The worst type of human-being. An absolutely deplorable person who would sell out his own children to avoid ridicule or a bad image.
"I stopped hanging out with Ted, he's turned into such a fucking cruz."
Cruz by Anonymous645289 February 19, 2021
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Person 2: you're a Cruz
Person 3: what a faggot
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Left over food that has been left on a bed for a long time and has gone hard
Mate: hey is that some Mose juice

Me : no that’s just some Cruz
Cruz by Miamouse111 November 30, 2018
He is woman
Cruz is a sexy woman
Cruz by Bfjxjdjd March 3, 2019
Cruz is a very rude friend who loves video games but will still make you laugh he is also a very cute guy if your a girl he will not answer your texts
I love Cruz as my best friend
Cruz by @ me only me May 25, 2019
is gay and has a soda
Im literally Cruz rn
Cruz by YourEpicGamer June 17, 2019