crustache

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.

"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."

by hexnfx August 5, 2009

Constable

A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.

Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.

by setmea2 April 1, 2010

Crustache

(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.

man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"

by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016

cristabelle

She is very lovable!!! She cares a lot about people. Never gives up on anything. She is a amazing girl!!! She loves to be around people! She cares about her life and her friends! She cares a lot about her family. She loves animals!! She really turkey cares about everything!!!

Cristabelle is a caring person to be around!!

by Angelina_love April 17, 2020

Comstable

A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.

Yo son, I'm mad comstable...

by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

Crustle

The noise a crispy well-cooked pizza crust makes when you break it. Indicates a delicious pie.

Oooh listen, this pizza has great crustle!

by gidge83 May 12, 2009