Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Surrogate crop duster

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.

I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.

by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

Cropdusting

the act of farting WHILE walking; leaving a trail behind yourself

I can't stop walking to fart today so I'll just have to cropdust

by Tim S. December 9, 2004

crop dusted

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian

Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.

by Arex Troy January 14, 2008

Crop Stain

When you crop someone else out of a picture, yet part of their body, such as arms, legs, hair, are still very visible in the picture, and IGNORING the fact that those dismembered body parts are still there you post the picture in a public place.

-A boy crops a picture of his ex-girlfriend out, but her arms are very visible around his neck-

DAAANG, LOOKIT THAT CROP STAIN!

by AlyxJoMama May 24, 2011

Cromper

A big fat man who participates in the art of "Chub and Tuck".

Damn, that teacher is a real Cromper.

by good old max February 5, 2019

Cropper milk

Very juicy milk from Cropper’s tiddies. It comes fresh from the tit.

Yo, hit me up with some of that Cropper milk!

by Askatit March 30, 2019