covid coven

Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.

"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."

by Doctor Science March 27, 2020

Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Covidcough

Any cough made on the part of any person, at any time during the Coronavirus Pandemic, whether it is truly from COVID or not, since everyone is on high alert.

Take that deadly Covidcough outta here - and don’t come back!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Covid Cookies

1.The phlegm you cough up while sick with Covid-19.
2.chunks of lungs that are scraped out of your lungs when you have COVID-19.

She was in the hospital for weeks.She said she has so many Covid Cookies that she could hardly breathe.

by 93 yourcultleader93 November 16, 2020

The Covid-20

When you gain 20 pounds while sitting at home morning, noon and night watching TV and eating all the snacks you can shove down your throat

Damn, Im going to have to buy all new clothes for when I go back to work, I have the COVID-20

by ChefBrianCT May 11, 2020

post-Covidian

A term describing the period since Pandemic Life began and changed our world and our thinking so radically.

We are living in post-Covidian times, my son, and nothing will ever be the same!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020

mask covidian

The Mask Covidian's is said to possess an automaton-like pattern of trivial awareness to their physical existence. Instead of researching and analyzing their world they give up their agency to authority under the false premise that authority knows better than them - and all. While that is true for a Mask Covidian since they are without the necessary base rational ability, they, the Mask Covidian project their inability to think onto the rest of their peers in hopes of converting them to their cult-like conspiracy theory.

The Mask Covidian is generally found with a superhero complex, believes that wearing an improperly flimsy fabric mask is "saving others", and will passive aggressively keyboard-warrior attack anyone and everyone who does not believe in their mask cult.

Dave - "This Mask Covidian comes into my shop today stressing out over how I should believe in her mask conspiracy theory cult and should be forced to wear a cult mask like her"
Me - "What did you do?"
Dave - " Ignored her"

by gundamgoat September 2, 2020