Bike to fast for fag ass harley riders and buick drivers. Picks up to much ass. Not heavy enough to support your fat ass date that you picked up at your family reunion, and has no place to mount a SISSY bar.
by drunk rider February 11, 2004
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by Kristy January 17, 2004
Get the crotch rocket mug.by des, AKA the jazz man January 6, 2007
Get the crotch rocket mug.An extremely painful prank for the crotch-rocketed in which the two crotch-rocketeers stand in front and behind their victim, grab each others hands under his crotch, yell "Crotch Rocket!!!" yank, and send that poor, screaming sob sky-high.
Tom: Hey Mark and Terry! Wanna go to... why are guys standing so --
Mark and Terry: CROTCH ROCKET!!!
Tom: YEEEEOOWW!!!
Mark and Terry: CROTCH ROCKET!!!
Tom: YEEEEOOWW!!!
by damarius February 22, 2009
Get the Crotch Rocket mug.noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis
noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.
noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.
1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"
2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
by jymjim April 5, 2003
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by I HATE INBREDS (and buicks) June 28, 2003
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a. Costs more than your life.
b. Sucks up way more gas
c. looks like a big banana
d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.
Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.
a. Costs more than your life.
b. Sucks up way more gas
c. looks like a big banana
d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.
Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.
by jereh jamis October 10, 2003
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