crop dusting

The act of farting in a pubiic place and then walking through the crowd.

While walking back to my seat in the theater, I cut a fart crop dusting everyone along the way.

by Champo4 February 4, 2012

Crop Dusting

Farting in public leaving a trail of methane gas and evil for the poor souls behind you

"ahhh the guy in front of us is crop dusting!"

by ahh123 April 11, 2013

Crop Dusting

"Drive by" farting that spreads the stench and foulness across a room or area as one walks so that it is smelled by many people.

I'm about 99% sure a student was crop dusting me as he walked by in class today.

by CarlosMarx September 26, 2018

Caliente Crop Dusting

When you fart while you are walking and you make the air around you warmer with said fart.

On a hot day use a caliente crop dusting on your worst enemy for a double punishment.

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021

crop dusting

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

crop dusting

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

by dont god damn worry about it December 28, 2005

Crop dusting

Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.

by the420farmer April 9, 2009