Crooked I

1. Tight ass Long Beach, CA rapper.

2. A bottle of Malt Liquor.

1. "Absolutely, cats bring their gats to shoot me
I even watch all them rats actin goofy
Disguised as groupies, that's a doozy
What's that bulge under your shirt?
That's an uzi... excuse me"

2. "You got tha crooked i nigga?"

by I love doodle in my french toast April 1, 2007

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 7, 2010

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

crooked I

Irving,Texas ( In Dallas)

I'm represent that Crooked I

by Cherry October 2, 2004

crooked

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

by gricha March 31, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007