Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018

Logan Cronk

A strange wierdo who shouldn't have been born.

Logan Cronk is a sad person.

by BigLolNoob November 8, 2020

Cronk

The lowest of the low: a stupid, trashy piece of shit who's widely disliked

"He's a cronk, i hope hes not coming tonight"

by eagle553 April 29, 2019

Cronks

A pair of fake crocs.

Yo check out my new cronks

by Fosty July 15, 2019

cronked

cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked

1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)

by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021

Cronk

Cronk is when you shag a woman with no rubber,

the next day your knob is so hard that if you hit anything with your knob it goes cronk

The boys ask me how I got on last night?
I replied my knob is sore
The boys start to laugh and say you got cronk!

by Chris t warrior February 18, 2021