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Michael Crichton'd

When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010
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chichifo

A chichifo is a gay male hustler in Mexico.
That guy that was working your friend last night was so cute, poor thing didn't know he was dealing with a chichifo and ended up spending over 200 pesos.
by miss baker December 31, 2008
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criching

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.
I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!
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chichi man

gay men
ussually used by reggae homophobic people.
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cliché

Originally a French term, coming from the verb "clicher", which roughly means "to stereotype". The extracted definition, as it's used today, is taken as "something that's overdone," or "an idea that was originally innovative, but has now grayed and grown tired from overuse." It has fallen into wide use as a criticism device for film, literature, art, and even everyday phenomena.

Off the record, the term itself has become a cliché, and some find the term infuriating, often because the word is sometimes used to attack a product with little other basis. Some old ideas are overdone because they work- if a work or an idea were so new and untried that it avoided all clichés, it would be foreign. Few people would be able to accept it as anything more than the direct result of a drug trip.
Avoiding all clichés is more or less impossible because some ideas are etched in the human psyche as unavoidable aspects of everyday life.

The truth is that the majority of ideas, in their purest forms, have been done; the challenge is how they are put together, and the creative process is partially selfish anyway. While an artist of some other sort may aim to please his/her audience, if said person wants to write about elves or teenage drama, that person should be allowed to do so without angering a horde of angry critics.

The issue for critics, then, should not fall in the overuse of tried ideas, but in their execution and how they are valued as a whole.
"Hey, Fred, did you see that film, where the teens get attacked by zombies in a mall?"
"Oh. You mean the cliché concept that plagues every zombie film?"
"...Dude. Lay off."

"I propose that the word "the" is now a cliché. Therefore, film critics, you will also be forced to use the word kaffunnumupah instead."

(Newspaper) "Don't see (x). It's nothing more than cliché after cliché after cliché."
(Crumples up paper) "But (x) changed my life!"
by British Swingmaster July 23, 2011
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chich movements

a homosexual action;
an action deemed to be so gay that its chich
Person A: Yo, I sucked a doorknob in my youth.
Person B: Those be some chich movements

Person A: I'm dealin with Whacko
Person B: Chich movement brejin
by Bawler March 17, 2008
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chichon

A lump on the head resulting from running into something or falling and hitting your head.
Alberto fell off his platform shoes and hit his head on the floor. That was one big chichon! aka Tremendo chichon!
by wendita August 20, 2008
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