Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?

And the art goes on

"Insert whatever you want in here" : Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?"
Franklin : Man fuck you, i'll see you at work

*after that, Franklin will face something that will make him think about the meaning of his life*

by Kayu Berkarat January 26, 2021

Chiblumpkin

To receive a blow job while taking a dump while eating a chipotle burrito.

Last time we were at chipotle my girl gave me the best chiblumpkin, there was sour cream all over the place!

by Chiblumpkin_Man November 24, 2009

OPEN CRIB

REFERS TO A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME WHEN YOUR HOUSE (CRIB), IS OPEN FOR VISITATION AT ANYTIME FROM KNOWN OR UNKNOWN GUEST.

YO' LETS GO TO THAT OPEN CRIB PARTY ON JEFFERSON AVENUE TONIGHT.

by BOIBLAZE December 21, 2008

Cribbense

1.) A follower of Cribbology
2.) A person who can not help but be awesome in everything they do.
3.) An outstanding person.
4.) A person who is normally calm but can go from calm to homicidal when their temper has reached its limits.

Bob was born awesome; therefore he is Cribbense.
Bob did a Cribbense job today.
John has been known to have black outs and go into a Cribbense state of mind.

by JCribbage May 26, 2015

Walmart Crib

When a child is placed inside the shopping cart instead of in the child seat. In some cases items are placed on top of the cart, to keep the child from escaping.

Look at that poor kid with the mullet stuck in his Walmart Crib.

by dethphone November 30, 2009

Da crib

Da crib is a slang term used by locals in the 305 as a nick name to the city of miami.

random person: where you from my boy ?
miamian: from Da crib.
random person: where that at ?
miamian: miami.

by Dade305FL October 12, 2020

mtv cribs

MTV Cribs is a show where:

- they replay EVERYTHING in super slow motion, eg, a guy jumping on his bed, opening his car door, picking his ass, etc.

- your "buddies" are "passed out" in a "random" room from the "party" last night

- you constantly hear, "lets take a look in the fridge, i dont know whats in here though.." sure you dont.

- most rappers claim to have "mad whips" when in fact, they are all rented.

- you dont belong on cribs if you dont have something related to Scarface.

- the people always say, "everybody always does this on cribs, but im not going to do it." by them saying that, they are automatically doing whatever it is they say everybody else always does.. catch my drift?

- at the end of our visit, the host always says something wicked corny like "youve seen my house, youve seen my cars, NOW GET THE HELL OUT." And they insist on pushing the camera lense or charging at the camera man.

There are a million other things, but im spent. Dont get me started on Cribs: Whips, Rides n Dubs edition..

you can always count on death, taxes, and mtv cribs where a rapper says, "yall seen my crib, yall seen my whips, now get the hell on outta here."

by Colts, Superbowl Champions December 12, 2008