Crowsexual

The sexual attraction to a seven foot void demon that eats bottle caps. Oh, and his name is Crow.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Tord: you’re a fucking moron that’s what you are.

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019

cedsexual

When your deeply in love with Cedric Diggory. Yes.. he might be dead but the love cant end!

im cedsexual, yes, yes i am

by Evaweasleyhehe December 29, 2020

Carlosexual

It's whenever you're attracted to a guy name carlos, dead or alive.

Ryan: omg i love carlos

Carlos: wtf bro you're carlosexual

by Mrlasagna19 February 16, 2021

Crowsexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a void demon named Crow who eats bottle caps and wears his hair up in a man bun. Oh, and he’s a pissy baby. He’s also 7’0.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Crow: you’re a fucking bottom that’s what you are.
Logan: bitch—

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019

cromosexual

a person that rejects people with any variation of "crow" in their name. Often ignorant and scared of the various "crow family values". Not to be mistaken of with a phobia of the bird.

Tom: I just saw Sheryl Crowe on TV, I broke out in a cold sweat!
Jack: What are you man, a cromosexual?

by Ken Tirlone January 12, 2008

CocoSexual

having a sexual attraction to twitter user @TensaCoconut

i’m not homo im cocosexual bih

by highkey_spittin_bangers January 14, 2021

chemosexual

addicted to cleaning the house loves the smell of bleach, pre occupied with cleaning products

her toilet was so fresh it was like it had been attacked by a bunch of chemosexuals.

she is is so hooked on polishing im sure shes a chemosexual

as in the songs "chemosexual healing" by daz and the launderettes Robert |Palmers "Addicted to Dove" "Flash ah ah saviour of the universe", " I can't get no Dazifaction",

by tony aka napoleon January 13, 2008