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Creature Feep

A common spoonerism of Feature Creep made popular by internet forums.

Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.

Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
John: Have you heard? Halo 57 is going to have over a hundred playable races!

Thomas: That game is gonna be such a creature feep.
by Skaevola June 3, 2011
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strange creature

an insult against a person who thinks they're funny
by anonymous January 7, 2023
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sausage creature

Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.

Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.

I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
by Jordan22 June 11, 2006
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Rye Town's Creatures

Rye Town's Creatures, or RTC for short, are a Victorian Gothic Rap duo from the town of Rye in East-Sussex in England, which was founded by gothic rapper Sladen Dead on 06/06/06 as a way of telling the world about the wierd supernatural experiences he had had during his time in Rye Town. They are most notable for their album "Diary of a Doomed Vacation" which was released in 2006, but is very rare and hard to purchase now. This album was the trademark "RTC Story" and tells a lot of these supernatural stories Sladen had witnessed alone, and with friends. Although this album was released in 2006, most of the tracks featured on it were recorded in 2005 under a different band name. They have been considered the darkest rap band of all time.

Since the release of their first album, RTC recieved a lot of hate and have been accused of being an Insane Clown Posse copy band, although the RTC insist that they are nothing like each other and never do they try to be.

Despite all the hate they recieve, they still have a fairly large cult following, made up mostly of metalheads and goths. RTC were defunct through most of 2007 but returned in late 2008.
Barry: Who played here last night?

Jeffery: Dunno. Some wierdos in makeup called Rye Town's Creatures. I swear they were mental or something. Bloody wierd groups around today.
by ICP4LIFE! January 13, 2009
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mystical creatures

These are creatures who we humans may or may not believe in. They can live anywhere, look like anything, and possibly do things we never dreamed was possible. most of the animals are related to magic which is why most humans have never seen any.
the yeti, loch ness monster, bigfoot, unicorns, goblins, sprites, fairies, etc. are all examples of mystical creatures.
by Mrs. Cullen July 5, 2008
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woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
by llcoolc February 3, 2010
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orange creature

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