creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

Culture of Criminality

The Three-Ring-Shit-Show and Mafia-inspired Don-Jester that is now at the helm of the U.S. Executive branch.

Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?

You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...

by YAWA March 22, 2019

Criminality

Criminality is a free roam fighting game featuring punishing and unpredictable gameplay with advanced combat mechanics and extensive weaponry. You are in SECTOR-07, the most hostile and uncontrollable sector exiled from civilized society.

The people there are also extremely edgy and toxic.

"-Hey do you know Criminality? It's a roblox game."
"-Oh yeah i've heard of it, it is known for its extreme tocity and edginess"

by Stanlaitiere April 11, 2021

hop on criminality

a term for when you feel like giving yourself stage 5 cancer tumors

i just found out my stage 3 wasn't terminal, wanna hop on criminality?

by Wayyllon August 17, 2021

criminal smart

Extremely clever or intelligent, to the point of scariness. Used by parent to refer to a child who figures things out and gets into mischief. May be analogous to the more familiar term "wicked", a paradoxical intensifier, as in "wicked good".

"David is criminal smart. He got into the computer and reformatted the hard drive."

by Hank S May 23, 2008

criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.

LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.

by mike87111 July 2, 2011

Mr. Criminal

West Coast Chicano rapper, he is widely known and part of High Power Soldiers also known as HPG. The lyrical assassin. Grew up on the south side of California and known to be a south side rapper.
the best you will ever hear. (:

You say Soulja Boy, I say ZAPP ROGER
You say T-Pain, I say FINGAZZ
You say Lil Wayne, I say MR. CRiMINAL
You say Flo Rida, I say FROST and Lil Rob
You say T.I., I say Lil Cuete
You say Gorilla Zoe, I say MR. CAPONE-E!

by N3Y(: August 26, 2009