Period cramps

The pain caused by the contractions the uterus undergoes during the menstrual period.

Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.

While undergoing period cramps, Susan was unable to move from her bed because the pain she felt was debilitating.

by Mistlebone March 1, 2017

crapshack

A poorly built home, often referred to as a shithole.

This crapshack is infested with rats.

by yehaw May 27, 2003

Crassage

A word that is used when someone typically, a girl, gives an out side the pants hand job to a guy.

I heard that Tom went over to Kevyn's house and she gave him a crassage.

by Jerry wienhousen September 26, 2008

crapstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

by alibree March 25, 2005

crapsnatch

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.

(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)

by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007

crapsini

Crapsini is the MUCH cheaper version as Lambrini..and if you thought you couldn't get worse...YOU CAN..its basically piss coloured fizzy alcohol..and it does the job! ..but sadly it rips the lining off your stomach..its on a par with turps.

Pikey's Lise and Elayne..'are you coming around to mine tonight with some crapsini..i could do with a goo sesh'..'yeah i'll get Cezza /Mand/Gilly and Amber round too' ..'mind you i dont think Cezza and Gill..will drink this crapsini shite'

by crapsini conuseur June 15, 2009

crapshaft

the opposite of amazeballs

those Doritos taco from TBell is amazeballs but the bean burrito is crapshaft.

by blah guy December 5, 2012