Crapster

Crapster is a surname, or last name. It can also be a place name as in the "Crapster Family Cemetery" in Howard Co., MD.

Crapster is a surname in my Colonial American family of Maryland and New Jersey. My great grandmother's maiden name was Florence Warfield Crapster (1864-1925). Florence's surname has been traced back to her great great grandparents, Ruliff & Abigel Crapster of Maryland and New Jersey. Ruliff and Abigel Crapster were most likely from the Netherlands.
At the present time I have several living relatives across America with the last name of Crapster.
In the 1800's some members of the family changed the "p" to a "b" and now spell their last name as "Crabster".
The "Crapster" and " Crabster" names appears many times in the official US Census from 1790 to the present day.

by R. W Faber March 19, 2008

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010

crapster

a replacement for oh snap, crap, shit. Showing disappointment (1), forgetfullness (2), other?(3)

(1) Crapster I got a C on the science test.
(2) I forgot my homework crapsterz*.
(3) crapsterz* (randomness!)

*Crapster and Crapsterz is the same word, except for the added z at the end. Pronounced Crap-ster-z.

by Coach is to dye for! December 5, 2005

crapstalion

a crapstalion is a person or animal that cant stop taking a shit every half hour

"stupid dog cant stop taking a shit... little crapstalion"

by rishakibarack June 9, 2017

capstarrr

A thurl mf named mark 💕

fm on the gram @capstarrr

by capstarrr August 1, 2021

Crapster

a Crapster is someone that has the ability but chooses not to speak the truth ever. Instead they make up crap about anything and everything no matter what it's about.

That Steve is a total Crapster I can't believe what comes out of his mouth. He's a real shit talker I don't trust anything he says.

by mia.dancer December 29, 2021

capstar

Someone who caps a lot. They cap so much, they’re a star at it. (pronounced “cap-ster”)

He’s such a capstar!
Nahh don’t believe that bitch she’s a certified capstar man

by AnonymousAntics September 14, 2022