Crappetite

The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.

Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!

Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.

by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017

Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

by Curtissed October 17, 2008

Crappleshat

A general word to describe the undescribable, ie, there is no existing word that describes it.

"that soup is crappleshat"

by user2345236476 October 1, 2009

Crapeist

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.

"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"

by peebes March 4, 2009

Clappies

Clappies are another term for booty, or a big ass

Me to the homie: damn, you shoulda saw the girl I bagged, she had some serious clappies

Or:

“Damn, that girls got some clappies on her”

by UnknxwnC January 23, 2020

Crapist

One who initiates the act of crape.

"Dude i woke up and that guy was totally cuddling my foot! What a crapist!"

by Angel Amore February 1, 2009

Crappetizer

When someone does not flush the toilet after taking a dump leaving it to be discovered by the next user.

I went to use the bathroom at Wal-Mart and someone left me a Crappetizer!

by LazyFantazzie March 2, 2010