wedgie crapper

You get forcefully put into a wedgie until you crap in your wedgie from being held so long. Often takes place during a hanging wedgie when you get left hanging by your undies.

I was at my friend's sleepover party for his 14 birhday. His parents were on a business trip for the weekend and we were left alone. after dinner oNe of my friends shouted "wedgie wars". Someone tackled me and I felt my underwear being pulled up my ass. They hung me on a hook behind the door and duct taped my hands behind my back and my legs together. They took off my shirt and gave me a purple nurple. It hurt like hell. I tried to escape but couldn't and had to crap badly. It oozed out around my underwear and it started to stink like shit. They finally couldn't stand the smell and let me go after giving me a swirly. The worst wedgie crapper ever.

by wedgieluver November 26, 2009

crapper john

Slang term for the old television show "Trapper John, MD.

"Turn on the tube, I wanna watch crapper john."

by x January 31, 2003

Crapper

Slang term for an late 19th century toilet fixture. During WWI soldiers oftern visited these toilets and called them crappers. The name originated from a popular seller of toilets. Thomas Crapper of England.

Thomas Crapper invented the modern toilet which is still in use today with few changes.

God damn i got to take a crap.

by Phillip August 24, 2005

crappening

When something crappy happens.

I can't believe this is crappening to me right now.

by forty cent October 17, 2011

crappernack

a word used for profanity to describe the feelings of shock, anger or excitement. Made up from the two words 'crap' and 'quiznak'. First introduced by a little Asian girl.

HOLY CRAPPERNACK WE DID IT MATEYS!

by -mangobaps October 28, 2017

lowcountry crapper

A rocking chair with a hole in the seat for a quick discharge, located on the porch of a house in the lowcountry of South Carolina.

Uncle Bob had to go so bad, it's a good thing he was sitting in the lowcountry crapper.

by Bob Velvetta May 18, 2017

crappetizing

Having characteristics making one particular public bathroom stall more desirable than others (ie. cleanliness, evidence of recent cleaning).

Had to drop deuce, so I walked up and down the bay of stalls and #3 was the most crappetizing.

by ill_bill March 18, 2010